Attention you hot sexy humans! You are invited to join the Atons for an exciting weekend of anal probes, alien abductions, and little (and big!) green men when we celebrate Close Encounters!

Our 2008 Atons Run will be held on a quaint planet called Earth, in the state of Minnesota, in a secluded wooded camp (perfect for spotting space ships). The scenic site features fully modern bath and shower facilities (coed), a dining hall, and barracks cabins with finished ceilings and full electricity. As part of our nationally renowned hospitality, at least one of the cabins will be air-conditioned!

Register before July 1st for the low price of only $140 credits (that's dollars for you Terrans).

Remember, in space no one can here you cum!